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由 The Green Pundit

[creative-commons] 星期四 February 19, 2009

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President Obama visits Canadian PM Harper for the first time...

We're on the air in 5 minutes!

So, before we get started, tell me - what's your secret?

Er, I don't have secrets, I just listen to people.

I mean, how come you're so popular? Why do all those people love you?

Well, I promised people change...

If I were as popular as you, nobody would question me or make fun of me.

I said that I would provide government transparency and dialogue, not secrecy...

I wouldn't have to hold press conferences or listen to other parties...

...that I would work with everyone, no matter what their political stripe...

...and once and for all I'd be able to CRUSH my opponents!

...I said that I would make sure all people had access to health care and work to distribute the wealth of our country more equitably...

...I'd privatize health care and reduce corporate taxes!

...I said that I would usher in an era of clean energy...

...I'd expand the tar sands and make Alberta an oil SUPERPOWER!!

Er - you aren't listening, are you?

Why yes, Mr. Energy! Let me tell you how the oil sands will solve all your problems...