So, how have you been sweety pie?
I've been good, grandma!
Where are we going again honey bun?
well, I was planning that we could-
WAIT!
let me guess...
Hawaii!?
We're IN CHICAGO! NO We're not going to hawaii!
New zealand!
NO!
I heard they got weird purple men that drink this thing called beard sauce.
I want some chinese food. I like chinese. I like chinese people. They're smart. I'm not trying to be racist but I would want to be chinese...
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Is that chinese?
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia! Thats why I like tea... tea is good in a lot of ways.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! I bought that chicken! AND MAN! IT WAS FAt!
CAN YOU EVEN SHUT UP FOR ONE MILI-SECOND?!?
chh! Heck no! I got A.d.H.d.!
5 minutes later...
THE END
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